The Who
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
He lived in the Islets of Langerhans.
Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man.
He lived in the sand on the Isle of Man.
Submitted by: Emmy Kay Butanone
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But I'm scared to admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
Submitted by: Viktor the Victor
It's a boy! Katie Middleton, it's a boy!
It's a boy! Katie Middleton, it's a boy!
A son! A son! A son!
It's a boy! Mrs. Walker, it's a boy!
It's a boy! Mrs. Walker, it's a boy!
A son! A son! A son!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
It's a boy! Mrs. Markle, it's a boy!
It's a boy! Mrs. Markle, it's a boy!
A SON!!! A SON!!! A SON!!!
It's a boy! Mrs. Walker, it's a boy!
It's a boy! Mrs. Walker, it's a boy!
A SON!!! A SON!!! A SON!!!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Ever since I was a young boy
I played the wooden ball
From state fairs down Chuck E.'s
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In the arcades at the mall
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean ski-ball
Ever since I was young boy
I played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusment hall
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Submitted by: Freddy Flame
that manic depressed kid
sure plays a mean pinball
that deaf, dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball
Submitted by: Bipolar Jack
I lay on the bed with you
We could make some, put on CDs
Your dog keeps picking my nose
And chewing up those letters that say, "You better!"
I lay on the bed with you
We could make some, put on records
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up those letters that say, "You better!"
Submitted by: Face Dancer Extraordinaire
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