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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Blurts"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Hurts"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Blurts"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

When ya say it wrong and the spite
The spite has caused some harm
When informed you've said too much, causing strife
Head hang down...
That fat remark you made about your boss’s thighs
Everybody blurts sometimes

You know gossiping is wrong
Yet your tongue will sting along
When you say it indiscreet (oh no, oh no)
In your mouth goes both your feet (oh no)
You speak about your brother’s new wife’s
Bad boob job

You’re talking out of turn, the bluntness never ends
Everybody blurts...

Although not planned
Oh no – words flow offhand
If you feel like you're a chump
Yo, yo, yo, you’ve stuffed it up

Yet, your chances blown, they are rife
The tactlessness goes on
When the tension caused, it cuts, like a knife
You’ve goofed on

Hell, everybody blurts sometimes
Foolishly replies
Everybody blurts - sometimes
And everybody blurts sometimes
So, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

Everybody blurts.

You are not alone.

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AFW - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
So true, and well said
WarrenB - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Yep.

A man who was drinking some vino
Got drunk and made scene in casino
He yelled at a fellow
"Let's go and get mellow!"
And soon they were married in Reno.
Leough - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
There was something I was going to say, but on second thought, maybe I shouldn't. Great job. 555
Meriadoc - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW and Warren, and Leo - great to see you back!
Glen S - November 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Everybody does. Favorite couplet: 'indescreet/goes both your feet'. Well done you hobbits. I lost of how many parodies you both have done over the years. Glad you two are still around and show your syllable-matching and soundalike skills. :c]
Peregrin - November 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Glen, much appreciated :)

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