Ooh, he gets bigger
He's bigger than you
And bigger than me
The food that I will go through
I need more newspaper
Oh no he ate too much, he ate it all
That's him in the corner
Too big for the birdcage
Feeding my pet pigeon
Trying to feed him well
I don't know if I can afford it
Oh no I've spent too much
He hasn't ate enough
I thought that I heard him burping
His beak is full he can't sing
I think he is too fat to fly

Always mealtime
Eats every waking hour he's
Getting indigestion
Trying to keep it all down now
He laid a big fat birdy stool
Oh no he ate too much, he ate it all
Constipated, Constipated
Did I say he weighs one twenty?
Constipated
That thing could eat me
Must keep him, fed
Must feed him or he'll eat me
No flying around
'Cause he weighs too much
I thought that I heard him burping
His beak is full, he can't sing
I think he is too fat to fly

So I'm trapped with this bird
Trapped here with this bird
That's him in the corner
Too big for the birdcage
Feeding my pet pigeon
Trying to keep it fed
I don't know if I can afford it
Oh no it ate too much
Hasn't had enough
I thought that I saw him eyeing
My leg could be his next snack
If I don't feed him he might try

I wish it was a dream
Can't fly, can't fly
I wish it was a dream
Not a dream
Not a dream, dream