Song Parodies -> Sharon, I'm Getting Stoned
| Original Song Title: | "Mama, I'm Coming Home" |
| Original Performer: | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sharon, I'm Getting Stoned" |
| Parody Written by: | Jared |
The Ozz-man's music still rules, even though he's all screwed up from the drugs.......but at least he goes on with his life and has tried to turn things around. Rock on, Ozzy!
Sights are strange, and sights have changed
Think my mind's been re-arranged
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
Hit the bong, seems to be
That I've burnt my brain cells down to three
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I took a puff and I blew it out
Yeah, it's got me hypnotized
Lying down, smoke all around
There's a glazed look in my eyes
I've seen the ads, that say it's bad
But quitting it, I can not stand
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
They could be right, I know it's wrong
What the hell, pass me the bong
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
Light the joint, yeah, I'm all alone
The light before the smoke
But I'm gonna keep on getting stoned
My mind is now a joke
I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned
I took a puff and I blew it out
Yeah, it's got me hypnotized
Laying down, smoke all around
There's a glazed look in my eyes
I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned
I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned
Think my mind's been re-arranged
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
Hit the bong, seems to be
That I've burnt my brain cells down to three
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I took a puff and I blew it out
Yeah, it's got me hypnotized
Lying down, smoke all around
There's a glazed look in my eyes
I've seen the ads, that say it's bad
But quitting it, I can not stand
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
They could be right, I know it's wrong
What the hell, pass me the bong
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
Light the joint, yeah, I'm all alone
The light before the smoke
But I'm gonna keep on getting stoned
My mind is now a joke
I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned
I took a puff and I blew it out
Yeah, it's got me hypnotized
Laying down, smoke all around
There's a glazed look in my eyes
I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned
I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned
SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meh-hehehe...
This one deserves more votes. Probably the best parody about Ozzy I´ve read this far.
Yeah, this deserves more votes. I'll see if I can't help you out there...
Brilliant!! very very funny. well done.
omg. lmfao. Rock on!
ROTFL! This is excellent!! 555
Jared, you're getting fived.
Pretty funny Jared. Excellent job!
Very funny!
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