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Song Parodies -> "Sharon, I'm Getting Stoned"

Original Song Title:

"Mama, I'm Coming Home"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Sharon, I'm Getting Stoned"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

The Ozz-man's music still rules, even though he's all screwed up from the drugs.......but at least he goes on with his life and has tried to turn things around. Rock on, Ozzy!
Sights are strange, and sights have changed
Think my mind's been re-arranged
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
Hit the bong, seems to be
That I've burnt my brain cells down to three
Sharon, I'm getting stoned

I took a puff and I blew it out
Yeah, it's got me hypnotized
Lying down, smoke all around
There's a glazed look in my eyes

I've seen the ads, that say it's bad
But quitting it, I can not stand
Sharon, I'm getting stoned
They could be right, I know it's wrong
What the hell, pass me the bong
Sharon, I'm getting stoned

Light the joint, yeah, I'm all alone
The light before the smoke
But I'm gonna keep on getting stoned
My mind is now a joke

I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned

I took a puff and I blew it out
Yeah, it's got me hypnotized
Laying down, smoke all around
There's a glazed look in my eyes

I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned

I've seen your face a hundred times
But I can't recall your name
I don't care about the munchies, yeah
'Cause Sharon, Sharon, I'm getting stoned
I'm getting stoned
SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rice Cube - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Meh-hehehe...
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This one deserves more votes. Probably the best parody about Ozzy Ive read this far.
2nz - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, this deserves more votes. I'll see if I can't help you out there...
ozzy's girl - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant!! very very funny. well done.
Ruka - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
omg. lmfao. Rock on!
Ashkicksass - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ROTFL! This is excellent!! 555
Johnny D - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Jared, you're getting fived.
Jeff Reuben - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny Jared. Excellent job!
Harry - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny!

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