Hey little Strong Bad with your wrestling mask
You made me love you and I'll say, that's quite a task
While you'd pretend to be cruel and snide
I really think you're a softy deep inside
I check the website most every day
I click your icon as soon as I load the page!
Just write your emails, they make me laugh
And you're the one for me...

When droopy eyes I feel
(when droopy eyes I feel)
You turn the humor on
(you turn the humor on)
And when you kick The Cheat
(yeah, when you kick The Cheat)
My boring days are gone
(my boring days are gone)

I like your accent and boxing gloves
The way you, Sad, and Mad show brotherly love
And I'll keep downloading all your songs
I like them even when your tone's completely wrong
You never let your fans' grammar slide
I'll never be as cool as you, although I've tried
I'll do my best to visit each day
'Cause you're the one for me!

When droopy eyes I feel
(when droopy eyes I feel)
You turn the humor on
(you turn the humor on)
And when you kick The Cheat
(yeah, when you kick The Cheat)
My boring days are gone
(my boring days are gone)

I really wish you'd give me a call
Your messages for Marzipan are off the wall!
I promise that I'll always be true
'Cause you're the one for me

When droopy eyes I feel
(when droopy eyes I feel)
You turn the humor on
(you turn the humor on)
And when you kick The Cheat
(yeah, when you kick The Cheat)
My boring days are gone
(my boring days are gone)