He's happy when, Cowboys won
He has a fat son
Drinks beer with everyone
Married to Peg
Keeps him fed
She can teach special ed
His best friend Dale is dumb

Got his beer cans open
Drinks 'till the morning light

He's Hank Hill
Drinks with Bill
Propane Man
A Texan living in Arlen

Boomhauer, Ladie's Man
Yes he loves women
He'll get lucky again
Bill is sad
Dale is nuts
Luanne has a nice butt
John Redcorn's in the den

Got their beer cans open
In the alley all night

He's Hank Hill
Drinks with Bill
Propane Man
A Texan living in Arlen

Now I say I'll tell you what
Bobby I'll whoop your fat butt
Luanne put on some clothes
Dale you gibblet head, not those

C'mon now Peggy lets cut a rug
I think Dale's trying to kill more bugs
Bobby I don't care what Joe said
Get that turban off your head

He's Hank Hill
Khan he'd kill
With bare hands

Boy ain't right
Peg's hair tight
In a bun
Propane tanks for everyone

He's Hank Hill
He's a Texan in Arlen
He's Hank Hill
He's a Texan in Arlen