-> "Conceive"
Original Song Title:
"Believe"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Conceive"
The Lyrics
No matter how hard I try
I can't seem to land a guy
One whose heart is true
Who won't drive me cuckoo
It's so sa-ee-ad and I'm grievin'
Feels like ti-ee-me is-a leavin'
Looked left and right to find the one
To father my daughter or son
Whoa!
Should I conceive a life without love?
Doctor, put something inside me, hey
A couple of tries should be enough
Oh!
I could conceive a life without love
Med-i-cal wonders of modern days
Elim-i-nate need for love 'n stuff
No!
What's a pretty girl to do?
Got this catalog to choose
Want his brain intact
And no hair on his back
All I fi-ee-ind is Mister Wrong
Wanted lo-ee-ove for so long
So many lines I've listened to
But now my dating days are through
Whoa!
If I conceive a life without love
Wouldn't matter if he's straight or gay
If his 'little guys' are strong enough
So!
I could conceive a life without love
I'll just choose a vial and then I'll pay
'Cause I think I've waited long enough
Oh!
Well I know that I could do this
But I'm wondrin' if it's wrong
Not to need men anymore
Me? Not need men anymore?
Would I need men anymore?
And would they need ME anymore??
Should I conceive a life without love?
I'm a single girl ready to play
I don't think that I've played long enough
NO!
I can't conceive a life without love
Gotta stick it out until the day
I find a real man who's strong enough
Oh!
I won't conceive a life without love
Gotta stick it out until the day
I find a real man who's strong enough
Oh!
I won't conceive a life without love
Gotta stick it out until the day
I find a real man who's strong enough
Oh!
(repeat and fade)
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