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Song Parodies -> "The Day My Wussy Boyfriend & I Met Bigfoot"

Original Song Title:

"Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"The Day My Wussy Boyfriend & I Met Bigfoot"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Picnickin’ with my fav’rite guy
On a rocky mountain side
Sayin’ “I love you!”
Was this thing that we’d do
Just wh-eh-en we were leaving
Know yo-oo-ou won’t believe it
But from behind our shady tree
Sasquatch was makin’ eyes at me

Whoa!

“I do believe that Bigfoot’s in love!”
I could hear my boyfriend shout and say
“I really don’t think you’re man enough
No!
‘Cause she’s with me!” and gave him a shove
And then Bigfoot threw a punch his way
But luckily, wasn’t fast enough
No

I just watched, what could I do?
Leonard kicked him with his shoe
And then after that
He jumped on his back
And the fi-ee-ight, it drug on
Oh it to-oo-ook all day long
Then Bigfoot got some slugs in, too
Yeah, Lenny’s eyes were black and blue

Ohh Oh

Couldn’t believe he’d fight for my love
Because truth be told, was blown away
That Leonard’s feelings were strong enough,
So
“I kinda see our life full of love
Lenny, if we somehow get away
I won’t think forever’s long enough
No!”

So I tried to help him through it
Didn’t know I was so strong
I punched Bigfoot ‘til he’d roar
Oh, ‘til his gut was nice and sore
Then I smacked a little more
I was so mad, I even swore

He wouldn’t leave the fight with my love
Leonard tried to keep his jabs at bay
But turns out Bigfoot was really tough
Whoa
He’d bob and weave, hard TO get rid of
Lenny’s strength was lost, started to sway
Then fin’lly said “Dude, I’ve had enough!”

WHOA

“I can’t believe you’d give up my love!”
I began to scream, Len walked away
While Bigfoot bent down and picked me up
Whoa
Turns out it’s me, the girl he’s dreamed of
But with hairy backs I cannot play
I gotta escape ‘fore things get rough
Oh….

(fade)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Porfle Popnecker - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
This is the best Bigfoot parody of a Cher song that I've ever read!
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Who's this "Leonard"? Unlike this parody, he clearly does not deserve a five.
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Poor Leonard. But I think you upgraded by going with Bigfoot. Even with the hairy back.
Peter Andersson - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
You know what they say about men with big feet...
AFW - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
A big hand for a very funny tail, er tale about Bigfoot
Ash - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
LOL! Way to kick ass. I never liked Leonard anyway.
Ash - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
bobpiecheese - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Well, I sure wasn't expecting a kinda love triangle dealie from the title, but still, great parody here, Arwen! 555!
Christie Marie M - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Wow, imagine fighting Bigfoot by yourself...must've been born an Power Ranger! LOL!! Wow, can't believe your boyfriend ran like a wuss..well, duh, your boyfriend is a wuss...Weird ending to a silly love tale....I hereby give you a giant, Bigfoot-sized 5's!
Abbott Skelding - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
haha I never thought I'd read a parody (of a Cher song no less) about someone in a fist fight with Bigfoot over a girl...but now I have, and now I can die happy! Great job!
Matthias - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
I was originally going to write a Bigfoot parody for this round too but I'm glad I didn't because I know I couldn't beat this one. You keep bringing your A Game and you are so hard to beat when you write such fantastic stuff like this!
Matthias - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Back again to tell you how awesome your song was. The last comment was for Ages this one is for SOTM.
Blaydeman - February 11, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) You always have some of the most strange and clever ideas... I guess that's why you keep winning. That and because you're an excellent writer!
Abbott Skelding - February 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Song is still excellent...no matter what contest it is in!
Glen S - February 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny story, Arwen. And great pacing too. Too bad Leonard bailed. He shouldn't have left, Cher was almost done singing.
Arwen - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle...thanks so much...there's some pretty stiff competition out there...so that means a lot! haha.

Mr. Pacholek...there never really WAS a Leonard in my life. Except for Leonard Washington, my current basketball crush. He'd totally kick Bigfoot's butt for my love, though, I just know it. If he knew who I was. ; )

Jeff...hahaha...thanks!

Peter/K1...big shoes? ; )

AFW...hahaha...thanks very much!

Ash...thank you! AND thank you! =) BPC...I pride myself in providing the unexpected. Or in being totally, predictable. Basically I'm always just really proud of myself. haha. Thanks!

Christie...Thank you very much!

Abbott...don't die!! ; ) Thanks!

Matty...sometimes I fear my A game isn't good enough...but thanks very much. Twice!

Blaydeman...I think I just keep winning because you are all afraid of hurting my feelings. You're too nice! hahaha...thanks!

Abbott...Oh thanks...again!

Glen/2nz...hahaha...good one. Thanks!
D-Mon - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) This situation was so ridiculous, I couldn't help but laugh. Amazingly funny. Awesome job Arwen!
Blaydeman - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above ^^^
bobpiecheese - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!

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