-> "Butt Scootin' Boogie"
Original Song Title:
"Boot Scootin' Boogie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Butt Scootin' Boogie"
The Lyrics
The brand new carpet in the living room was white
I'm feelin' ten feet tall, 'cause it looked so right
Then my dog starts scootin'..I flip out when he hunkers down
And start screamin' "Bowser, your neck I'll choke!
Gonna' squeeze it till you croak!" for that Butt Scootin' Boogie..
I love our pet hound, most times, he is a honey
Friends say lighten up, they think scootin's funny
But, they ain't sprung a thousand clams for White River Spun..
If I get grabs on that Schnauzer..gonna' hear him yowl..
I'll teach the dumb mutt to do the Butt Scootin' Boogie..
Saw that cur, fanny surf...can't do that on my turf..
Butt Scootin' Boogie
Nasty pooch! bad scootch, makes me wanna' drink hootch
That messy boogie..
He slid down, stained it brown, damn that hound!
Butt Scootin' Boogie..
Called the carpet cleaners, a one hundred buck fee
Now, gotta make that mutt pay back..this "Ben Franklin" to me!
A dog show's comin'..to the city on the fourth of July..
I want neat paws, no flaws, from the crowd, all "Ahs".. take home that prize,
Make up for Butt Scootin' Boogie..
Saw that cur, fanny surf...can't do that on my turf..
Butt Scootin' Boogie
Nasty pooch! bad scootch, makes me wanna' drink hootch
His anal boogie..
He got down, stained it brown, damn that hound!
Butt Scootin' Boogie..
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