Quit Blaming Me for your Farts

Baby, no

Everytime you pass, some gas
You think you can blame my ass
Deep from your bowels, it's fowl
Reminds me of a rancid bass
Sometimes I wish that you would just leave
Impossible to try to breathe
Because your ass stinks so bad, baby
Quit blaming me for your farts

Quit blaming me for your farts
They're worse than a laundry cart
Quit blaming me for your farts
No warning before you start
You're making children drop
You cleared out a K-Mart
Quit blaming me for your farts

You think you are so smart
To keep on tryin' to blame me
Everyone knows that it's all you
With an anus of an old hag
Sometimes I wish you would just go get
Yourself a colostomy bag
But I wish you would open window
You better quit blaming me for your farts

Quit blaming me for your farts
Baby baby that stink you spew is so strong
And it's just hanging here forever
Oh baby baby
Your hole must be sore
From your toxic war

Baby, no

Quit blaming me

No no no no no no no no
No no no no no Baby
Sometimes we think your ass up and died
Impossible to even breathe
But I wish you would open window
Quit blaming me for your farts
No no no no no no
No no no no no Baby
No no no no