Scratch yourself
For you've got fleas and ticks
And you're so bored and hungry
Lick yourself
It's a private back yard
But there's no one to talk to

Howl all day
It's what you do the best
Although I'm trying to sleep now
Bark! (Woof!) Bark again
I think I understand
What you're trying to say

Owner of a lonely dog...
(Please come on home)
Owner of a lonely dog
(Please come on home now )
Owner of a lonely Dooooooog

I hear you all through the summer
I hear you howling at night
You think that nobody loves you
I think you're probably right

I'm getting sick of your barking
I think I'll call up the pound
I'm gonna sleep a lot better
When you're no longer around

Owner of a lonely dog......