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Song Parodies -> "It Is Always Hard To Find"

Original Song Title:

"You Were Always On My MInd"

Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"It Is Always Hard To Find"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Maybe I didn't eat you
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I missed the target
Didn't search long as I could have

Little thing in all those folds of skin
Need a flashlight I can shine
It is always hard to find
It is always hard to find

Maybe I need direction
To locate that tiny nub
Though I tried some close inspection
Shakespeare said “Ah there's the rub”

No mistaking a lip or breast
Girl, please mark it with a sign
It is always hard to find
It is always hard to find

Tell me, tell me where's that sweet spot you have there?
Give me, give me one more clue besides it's in some hair, in some hair

Little thing in all those folds of skin
Need a flashlight I can shine
It is always hard to find
It is always hard to find

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Adagio - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
5's
Johnny D - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
She takes a lickin', he keeps on dickin'. And Shakespeare indeed spake of country matters.
Kristof Robertson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
To start a parody on this topic with "Maybe I didn't eat you" takes some cajones! 555
Sam - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny but bizarre! Is Egbert all right? I sure hope so.
Claude Prez - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Get a woman to sing this and it changes completely; very good.
Bob Konigsberg - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cute Rick. I also liked the "Valentine" dirge.
Rick D - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Bob. Downloadable at the top of the page, new recording
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
What Claude said...

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