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Song Parodies -> "Always On The Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Always On My Mind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Always On The Phone"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Baby, you didn't want me
But I really think you should have
I know I'd have done you better
Than the losers that you did have
You always made me feel second-best
Even when you were alone
You were always on the phone
You were always on the phone

Baby, I could have held you
All those lonely, lonely times
And I never would have beat you
Had you let yourself be mine
All the things we could have said and done
But you never had the time
You were always on the phone
You were always on the phone

Last night, last night I heard you almost died
Driving, driving with the cellphone by your side
The cellphone by your side

All the things we could have said and done
But you never had the time
You were always on the phone
You were always on the phone
You were always on the phone
You were always on the phone
2004 Michael W. McVey

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Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Just tell her, "Hang up the cell phone now, you're driving so much worse than anyone around!"
Michael McVey - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
MP, have you heard Tim Wilson's "Get Off That Flippin' Phone And Drive"? It's a riot -- and quite true! Thanks for your comments :) -- MM

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