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Song Parodies -> "Go Butter Your Butt"

Original Song Title:

"You Better You Bet"

Original Performer:

Who

Parody Song Title:

"Go Butter Your Butt"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I ball you on the waterbed I'm just too rough in my technique
You sometimes think I'm an animal but I'm dealing with a libido that isn't so meek
I hate to hear you cry in pain, especially when I go "there"
I got your body right now where I want and I'm getting behind to the pound of old B-sex
For a round of old B-sex
Ohh, what's next

When I come to love you, I say you better
(You better go butter your butt)
When I say I need you I say, you better
(You better go butter your butt)
For better butt, my wife
My love won't stab you, like a knife

I want that soft delicate or'fice over lubed
I'm not into your hugs and foreplay, but I like the rose
You welcome me with open legs and open cheeks
I know only tools have greed, but this one's into greek

I think it's just great how much you love me
A diddle is alright
When I say bend over and rend the tight-------Tonight

When I come to love you, I say you better
(You better go butter your butt)
When I say I need you I say, you better
(You better go butter your butt)
For better butt, my wife
My love won't stab you, like a knife

I lay on the bed with you
We could use some kinky feathers
Your dog keeps licking my hose
And chewing up all the leather
Saying "more butter"
To butter butts for life

You better love me, put the tub in
You better shove me after it's rubbed in
You better love me, put the tub in
You better shove me after it's rubbed in

I show up late some nights with a raging drunk and a stiffy
But knowing you are ready and right there with oleo, jelly and Jiffy spread
I know that I've been saying crazy things and I act real aggressive sometimes
But your body feels so good and I still hit the nether eye every time

And when I come back to my senses
And opened the fences
I got it all down to the root
In the boot

When I come to love you, I say you better
(You better go butter your butt)
When I say I need you I say, you better
(You better go butter your butt)
For better butt, my wife
My love won't stab you, like a knife


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alvin rhodes - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
butter...not just for popcorn anymore...5s
Johnny D - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
As The Wicked Witch Of The West's castle-guards said, "Oleo! Lean over!"
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
those cheeks remind me of mangoes - more specifically my last mango in Paris - 555

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