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Song Parodies -> "Suicide"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Warrant

Parody Song Title:

"Suicide"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Recorded May 2003. This is one of the dumbest songs ever recorded. The parody practically wrote itself.
SUICIDE

Drink that turpentine
Down it like water
Commit suicide
Kill ourselves
Have a real good time
Teen Suicide

We're swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' by the neck
Until your last breath is gone

Bullet to the head
Bullet to the heart
We're in a suicide pact
We all do our part

(Die Die)

Slicing in the living room
Slicing in the kitchen
Our wrists bleed
Now we all lie here twitchin'

Overdosed in there
Cyanide I had to feed her
Down her throat she stuck it
And then she kicked the bucket

I scream you scream
For the last time yeah
We're gonna die
'Cause we hate our life yeah

Drink that turpentine
Down it like water
Commit suicide
Kill ourselves
Have a real good time
Teen suicide

Die now

Let's load up a 9
Blow a hole in your face
We'll look inside
Kill yourself
But first we'll wave goodbye
Teen suicide

Shooting a shotgun
Crashing a car
Blow off your face
Drown yourself in tar
Yeah it's funny
We waste our ass
We can blow ourselves to hell
We take our last gasp

I scream you scream
For the last time yeah
We're gonna die
'Cause we hate our life yeah

Drink that turpentine
Down it like water
Commit suicide
Kill ourselves
Make our parents cry
Teen suicide

We die

Teenage genocide
Put a gun to our face
Time to die
Feels so good
When a round hits your eye
Teen suicide

Drink it!
Won't take long
Drink it!

(Where's Dr. Kevorkian?)

Chokin' in the bathroom
Behind a locked door
Chokin' so hard
Convulsions on the floor
Got AIDS anyway
From a two bit whore
Well at least I don't have to go to school no more

Slam that turpentine
Drink it like water
Leave your worries behind
Life's no good
C'mon let's all die
Teen Suicide

(Yeah Die!)

Let's all suicide
We can jump off a bridge
Ten miles high
Feels so good
Can't wait to die
Teen Suicide
Teen Suicide

Yeah!

Screw IT!

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yomamma - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
ha!
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EVERYBODY SINGS NOBODY GETS HURT WE'LL C YOU NEXT TIME GNITE

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