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Song Parodies -> "Fat Albert"

Original Song Title:

"Behind Blue Eyes"

Original Performer:

The WHo

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Albert"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

No one knows what it's like
To be the fat man
To be the black man
I'm Fat Albert

No one knows what it's like
To be so round
To have these pounds
And saying Hey Hey Hey

But my band
They're in the junkyard
'Cause that's where we love to be

I have sausage, every breakfast
I love the flavor
And calories

No one knows what it's like
To work with Cosby
Like I do
I hate him too

Stabbed us in the back hard
When he left us
None of my royalties
Coming through

We still play
In this old junkyard
Guess it's where we'll always be

I have biscuits, every dinner
I love the flavor
And calories

My belly bounces, down the sidewalk
This red sweater can barely contain
When I'm hungry, give me some bacon
I'll eat it up with some Gravy Train

If I swallow anything fat'ning
Watch it ooze on down my throat
Radiator, is my accordian
Dumb Donald, let me eat your goat

No one knows what it's like
To be the fat man
To be the black man
I'm Fat Albert

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Total Votes: 1

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Steve Kalafut - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey hey hey! I always liked how those "Cosby Kids" could make music out of all that stuff in the junkyard.
The Great Karlando - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Wasn't Gravy Train dog food? Crazy man. I liked this.
Wild Man - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Gotta love the "Cos" Nice work.
Allison - September 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Know affense but I thought the song was a little bit weird like it doesn't make any sense. I really don't understand the point of this song. And I don't really think any one else will either i really think it's just apretty stupid song like I said know effense to who ever wrote it but i really don't like it.
Brian - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, hey, hey, great parody.

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