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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Be (500 Pounds)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Pounds)"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

This guy's got some goals in his life, apparently. This is the 15th song, and I'm working towards number 25.
When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that wants to freakin' eat
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that gets stares faithfully

When I drink that well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk easily
When I eat up well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that's so damn hungry

Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man that weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door

When I get there yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'n gonna be the guy that sweats out plenty
And I know that it's so hard for me
It's so hard for me to get there quickly

At the buffet, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna close it down with joyfulness and glee
I'm gonna close it down with joyfulness and glee

Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man who weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door

When I am full well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that is bul*******ng
And when I leave well I'm gonna hit the floor
Cause I'm so fat I can't fit through the door
Cause I'm so fat I can't fit through the door

Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man who weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door
Written September 11, 2007, by Andrew D. Lacroix. We will never forget.

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