Song Parodies -> I'm Gonna Be (500 Pounds)
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" |
| Original Performer: | The Proclaimers |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Gonna Be (500 Pounds)" |
| Parody Written by: | Andrew D. Lacroix |
This guy's got some goals in his life, apparently. This is the 15th song, and I'm working towards number 25.
When I wake up well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that wants to freakin' eat
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that gets stares faithfully
When I drink that well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk easily
When I eat up well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that's so damn hungry
Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man that weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door
When I get there yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'n gonna be the guy that sweats out plenty
And I know that it's so hard for me
It's so hard for me to get there quickly
At the buffet, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna close it down with joyfulness and glee
I'm gonna close it down with joyfulness and glee
Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man who weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door
When I am full well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that is bul*******ng
And when I leave well I'm gonna hit the floor
Cause I'm so fat I can't fit through the door
Cause I'm so fat I can't fit through the door
Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man who weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door
I'm gonna be the man that wants to freakin' eat
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that gets stares faithfully
When I drink that well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk easily
When I eat up well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that's so damn hungry
Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man that weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door
When I get there yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'n gonna be the guy that sweats out plenty
And I know that it's so hard for me
It's so hard for me to get there quickly
At the buffet, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna close it down with joyfulness and glee
I'm gonna close it down with joyfulness and glee
Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man who weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door
When I am full well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that is bul*******ng
And when I leave well I'm gonna hit the floor
Cause I'm so fat I can't fit through the door
Cause I'm so fat I can't fit through the door
Well I already weigh 500 pounds
But I wanna gain 500 more
To be the man who weighed a thousand pounds
To drop dead at your door
Written September 11, 2007, by Andrew D. Lacroix. We will never forget.
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