Song Parodies -> She's Lame
| Original Song Title: | "Freeze Frame" |
| Original Performer: | The J. Geil's Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "She's Lame" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
Damn tequilla did me wrong again
She's Lame!
I could see she was a homely nerd girl
Her horn-rimmed glasses big and brown
Her laughing is a shrilly sound
Her butt weighs fifty-seven pounds
She buys the ugliest clothes around
Every morning is just like Fear Factor
Her face cracks mirror every time
Another pimple she does find
Gets them from eating those pork rinds
She'll be a virgin 'till she's ninety-nine
She's Lame! She's Lame! She's Lame
She's Lame! Oh Please!
Now I'm lookin' at her through beer goggles
And she looks pretty good from here
Last call, now she's chewing on my ear.
Her flat chest is now so busty
Can't believe that she's wanting me!
She's Lame! I'm Game! She's Lame! I'm Game!
She's Lame! I'm Game! She's Lame! I'm Game!
Let's Go!
I could see she was a homely nerd girl
Her horn-rimmed glasses big and brown
Her laughing is a shrilly sound
Her butt weighs fifty-seven pounds
She buys the ugliest clothes around
Every morning is just like Fear Factor
Her face cracks mirror every time
Another pimple she does find
Gets them from eating those pork rinds
She'll be a virgin 'till she's ninety-nine
She's Lame! She's Lame! She's Lame
She's Lame! Oh Please!
Now I'm lookin' at her through beer goggles
And she looks pretty good from here
Last call, now she's chewing on my ear.
Her flat chest is now so busty
Can't believe that she's wanting me!
She's Lame! I'm Game! She's Lame! I'm Game!
She's Lame! I'm Game! She's Lame! I'm Game!
Let's Go!
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Hey man I feel your pain. All the hot chicks are out the door by midnight. You pick up a chick in the bar at 2AM, that's about what to expect.
Nice work! good job with the pacing, i especially liked the part "Every morning is just like Fear Factor..." It goes nicely with the line in the real song.
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