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Song Parodies -> "Staring Down the Blouse"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Down the House"

Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Staring Down the Blouse"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Watch out
You might get yourself lifted
Cool boobies
Heaving with that cleavage
I'm an ordinary guy
Staring down the blouse

Look right, try not to blow your cover
Up tight, she must be wearing leather
What a bod, I got to say
Staring down the blouse

Want to lick it, they don't sag, think of humpin', oh, my Lord
So much lactation is near
Close enough, in front so far, like to drive them like a car
Fight desire, on fire

All wet
Hey, I might need a Kleenex
Look down
She's talking, I don't hear it
Someday they'll hang down to her knees
Staring down the blouse

I will look right at her face, but I'm still thinkin' "bout that shelf
Gonads ruling my space
Nipples doing all the work, baby, must be cold in here
Gonna burst through the silk

That blouse
S'out of the ordinary
That's tight
Just want to see that body
Two things sure can sweep me off my feet
Staring down the blouse

No visible means of support, and how I'd wish she'd let me pet
Everything goes together
I don't know what to expect, but I sure love that double set
Fight desire, on fire

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Stuart McArthur - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
just the word "blouse" alone is somehow erotic, Rick - 555
Paul Robinson - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job, Rick...yeah, I agree with Stuart...Jeez, this tempts me to try and clean up my parody of Brewer & Shipley's "Crested Butte" so it could be posted...of course, I don't know if anybody knows the OS here, anyway...But, enough about me (for the moment 5's ~ ~ ~
Tommy Turtle - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds one of the Seinfeld episode on this topic. Lift and separate these Fives.
<>Paul Robinson, "Crested Butte"? Yep, seen it, but what about Wyoming's "Grand Tetons" --- look that up in your French Funk & Wagnall's!
Paul Robinson - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
TT - Maybe I WILL try to clean up my parody and submit's not really that dirty (in my opinion, anyway...just a couple words to modify)...more of a "loving tribute", actually.
Agrimorfee - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
The Kick-Myself-For-Not-Thinking-Of-This-One Award of the Month goes to.....Rick Duncan!
Rex - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a line from the old "Bras on 45" single: "Whenever she stopped dancing, bits o' her kept wobblin' about". Great idea, many laughs, and right to the point(s)!
Red Ant - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Barely remember TOS, but great job all the same.
Michael Pacholek - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Could be worse, could've been "Blouse and the Rising Gun!" (Love gun, that is.) I'm not sure who's more in need of decent female companionship, Rick or myself, but if how good the respective parodies on the subject are, he's a little ahead of me. About five paces ahead. Tommy: Careful what you say about Wyoming's Grand Tetons. A certain elf may threaten legal action. Then again, she may end up laughing her pretty head off.
TiTTy - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek, I know about the elf in WY; I don't know whether her Tetons are Grand, but I do know that that's their name and that it came from two French trappers or explorers who hadn't seen a woman in almost a year, saw the two peaks of the mountain range, and called them the Big Teat Mountains, which is an inside joke to locals and Frenchies. And that's the truth.
The Thought Police - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Quick! What color were her eyes? I did'nt know either! 555!
Larry Hensley - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, 555s
Peregrin - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. Hard not to agree with Agri's comment! Stu's is on the money as well :)
MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment

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