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Song Parodies -> "God Save Our Schools"

Original Song Title:

"God Save the Queen"

Original Performer:

Sex Pistols

Parody Song Title:

"God Save Our Schools"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

God: man = chicken:egg
God save the schools
They're changing the rules
Intelligent design
Teachin' the divine

God save the schools
The scientists are fools
There is no Darwin
It's greater being

Don't be fooled by the truth
Don't be fooled by the State
No salvation, no salvation
No salvation for you

God save our schools
Believe in faith
We love our church
God saves

God save our schools
Cause heathens are funny
And our bottom line
Is just in one book

Oh, God through history
Has led the mad crusades
Oh Lord God needs lawyers
Else His name fades

When there's no worship
It must be a sin
We're the fervor of the lynchpin
We're the messenger in a new disguise
We're salvation, your salvation

God save our schools
Believe in faith
We love our church
God saves

God save the schools
We got a plan
And no evolution
It's just a theory

Religion, religion
Religion for you
Religion, religion
Religion like mine

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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Rick C - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done. Now do "Oh, Darwin" to "Oh, Darling". Nah, someone MUSTA done that by now. Probably you. 555
John Barry - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Go[o]d one, Rick. Motivates me to finally post my ID piece.
Michael Pacholek - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Considering that Johnny Rotten proclaimed himself the Antichrist... never mind that Neil Young proclaimed him "The King"... this parody is both timely and appropriate. Here's a five for your collection plate. (Yeah, I know, I already used that one. So make like an evangelical lawyer and sue me.)
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
555, interesting. =)
MrMacphisto - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Simply divine... 5-5-5
Ravyn Rant - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
...and fives from the Ravyn. Well done!
Joanie - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
This Sucked!!!God don't save our schools!! Our schools should be BURNED DOWN!!!'Cause I'm an ANTICHRIST!!!!

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