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Song Parodies -> "Hoo, There Homely Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Lonely Girl"

Original Performer:

New Edition

Parody Song Title:

"Hoo, There Homely Girl"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Hoo, there homely girl, homely girl
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Couple grand will fix that mess for you

Ever since you broke your nose, you look like hell
Men peek and pass away
How I long to take ten grand and operate
I have golf fees to pay

Hoo, there homely girl, groanly girl
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Couple grand will fix that mess for you

You think that only mag models can be models
And make the world stand still
Well, once you're in my care, you'll see
No one can fill your lips the way I will
And then I'll bill

Hoo, there homely girl, homely girl
Let me make your ugly face like new
Oh my, homely girl, homely girl
Hundred grand will fix that mess for you


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Rick C - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! This is funny! Got your package yesterday. Listened to it on the way to work this morning. I only got as far as "The World is My Ashtray" which, by the way, is an expression I thought I coined years ago. We'll have to record something together. Something with some 3 part harmony.
Kristof Robertson - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely work, Dr Duncan...requiring no cosmetic work whatsoever. 555
Rick D - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
That's one of the reasons I sent it to you, Rick. I wanted to show you what we could do, and look for other convergences. let me know if you ever plan to visit this coast. We'll find something.
Johnny D - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
You rich bastard. Here, have a trillion dollars.
Paul Robinson - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick (D)...you are SUCH a cut-up...5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, but with technology, we can record from coast to coast without leaving our homes. You do your parts, put it on mp3, email it to me. I add my part(s), email it back for your approval and voila! MP3 isn't the best sounding compression but, it ain't bad for doing what we're talking about. Yes/No?
Rick D - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes Rick, I've done that with Jeff Reuben, Mer and Pip, and Phil Alexander.You seem to be able to mix and merge well, so if you have some ideas, toss 'em at me. I want to do the Beatles "Because" and you can have the Lennon part, but we need a better parody that the one I wrote. we can handle any other 3 parts you can.
Rick C - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like a plan. Let me give it some thought.

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