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Song Parodies -> "Your Wildest Schemes"

Original Song Title:

"Your Wildest Dreams"

Original Performer:

Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Your Wildest Schemes"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Ralph, I know we're wed
You take up the whole bed
Norton is an ass
He always smells like gas
I wonder where's your brain?
I wonder if it even functions
All that's in your head
Is your wildest schemes

I'm here as your mate
And sometimes you say I'm so great
And sometimes "to the moon"
I think I married one fat loon
A blunder to be sure
A blunder that is just compounded
From what's in your head
And your wildest schemes

And when this sitcom plays
The silly plots go on forever
When this sitcom plays
You are still round
And fat as ever
Once you had a mind

Once beneath you, dear
It's I who disappear
Laughter gets us through
That "hardy-har" from you
I'm glad they like our show
Sure been on for may decades
Plotting in your head
All your wildest schemes

(Bang zoom!)
All your wildest schemes

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Arwen - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The OS is one of my all time favorites...and this was a wonderfully written parody, Rick! 5s...
Paul Robinson - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Ralph Kramden...the Original "Fred Flintstone" prototype...funny stuff, Rick...5's ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
One of my favorite moments from "The Honeymooners":

Ralph: Norton, how can you guys breathe down there in the sewer?

Norton: Oh, it's easy, Ralph -- we bring a candle down with us, and when the candle goes out, that means there's no more air and it's safe to breathe.
Adagio - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Perfect, Rick!! :D Love it. 5's
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, Rick! Right to the moon!

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