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Song Parodies -> "Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Cat"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Your bed is mine,
Gonna purr all night
Right in your face
'Til broad daylight.
I'm waking you
At half past three,
Gotta fill my dish,
Won't let you sleep.
Come on, come on,
I'm on your face all night....

I'm giving you
On count of three
To fill my dish
Or hear me scream.
I'm telling you,
Just watch your step.
I'm on your floor.
My legs are stretched.

Well they say nine lives'
The limit,
And to me that's really true.
But my days I will
Spend napping,
Just to purr the whole night through.

Because I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
Come on,
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
You know it!
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat
Come on, you know
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
And the whole world has to
answer my meow,
Or I'll lick you once again,
Who's Cat!

The claws are out,
You're doin' wrong.
Gonna scratch you up
Before too long.
My big green eyes
Try to tell you right,
So listen up
Know who's in charge.
Meow Mix is cheap,
It's not a can.
You'll have claw marks
Across your hands!


Well they say nine lives'
The limit,
And to me that's really true.
But my days I will
Spend napping,
Just to purr the whole night through.


Because I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
Come on
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You Know I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
You know it
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
You know it
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
And the whole world has to
answer my meow,
(And the whole world has to
answer my meow)
Or I'll lick you once again,
(Or I'll lick you once again)
Who's Cat!

You will change my box tomorrow?
No, I want it done today!
If you still think that I'm playing,
I'm gonna scratch your face.

Because I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
Come on,
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
You know it
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
You know it, you know.
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)

Meow! Meow! Meow!
(And the whole world has to
answer my meow
Or I'll lick you once again)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
Come on.
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
You know it, you know it
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You Know, Meow, Meow, You
know, Come on,
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
And the whole world has to
answer my meow,
(And the whole world has to
answer my meow)
Or I'll lick you,
(Or I'll lick you once again)

You know I'm soft, I'm
Cat, you know it,
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat, baby,
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know, Meow, Meow, know it, come on,
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
And the whole world has to
answer my meow,
(And the whole world has to
answer my meow)
Meow!
(Or I'll claw you once again)
You know I'm cat, I'm
Cat, you know it,
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, You know - Meow!
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
You know I'm Cat, I'm Cat,
You know It, Meow, Meow!
(Cat, Cat, really, really Cat)
And the whole world has to
answer my meow,
(And the whole world has to
answer my meow)
Or I'll lick you once again.
(Or I'll lick you once again)
Who's Cat!

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Jonathan - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm more of a dog person but this is the Cat's Meow! 5's
Robin - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Katy Perry would love this, 5s. Purrfect!!!

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