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Song Parodies -> "Vegetarian"

Original Song Title:

"Sanitarium (Welcome Home)"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Vegetarian"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Grow my food in window sill
I don't pay a butcher's bill
Belly's full, look how well I age
I do not grow food in a cage
Eat the same thing every night
That's how I keep my colon tight
No high fat, nor calories
I enjoy spinach, squash, and peas

Try, my friend, and you will see
That you will have more energy
So give your intestines a break
Can't you see I don't get stomach aches?

Vegetarian, don't eat meat
Vegetarian, just leave cows alone

Spread the good news everywhere
Garden in the open air
Planting things into the dirt
Assuring me no pigs get hurt
We bake our bread with our own hands
Then eat with preserves that we can
Tastes so good, the nutrients
The Vegan life it just makes sense


No more slaughter of the swine
Listen, darn it, you should dine
On some tofu, or on some kurd
It's now easier to lay a turd

Vegetarian, don't eat meat
Vegetarian, just leave cows alone
Vegetarian, just leave cows alone

C'mon just give in
You can just live on oatmeal
Crunch down on a pear
Or apples will do
You can get protein
From many different types of beans
You'll see things my way
When cancer strikes again

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Papercut - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Personally I don't agree with vegetarians but this parody is soooo funny. Great job!
Metallicaadditic - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This is halirous! The pacing right, and your giving a good message with.

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