Song Parodies -> Anna Nicole Smith
| Original Song Title: | "For Whom the Bell Tolls" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Anna Nicole Smith" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
She modeled, for Guess Jeans, in her early day
Her butt could fit inside
Playboy shoot, she was cute, Playmate of the Year
She was hot, now she's not, was it too much beer?
She has swelled, looks like hell, why? I think we know
She swallows much more than pride
TV show, gotta go, will she eat that dog?
She was fine, now she whines, she's big as a hog
Anna Nicole Smith
She munches on
Anna Nicole Smith
Take a look, at that pie, just before she dines
It's the last time you will!
On the floor, massive boar, now she's got three chins
Shattered looks, loves her cooks, keeps stretcthing her skin
Like a cow, thunder thighs, weight gain misery
Burping and farting loud
Beauty's gone, what went wrong, too many calories
See the polls, belly rolls, are just not sexy
Anna Nicole Smith
She munches on
Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
She munches on
Anna Nicole Smith
Her butt could fit inside
Playboy shoot, she was cute, Playmate of the Year
She was hot, now she's not, was it too much beer?
She has swelled, looks like hell, why? I think we know
She swallows much more than pride
TV show, gotta go, will she eat that dog?
She was fine, now she whines, she's big as a hog
Anna Nicole Smith
She munches on
Anna Nicole Smith
Take a look, at that pie, just before she dines
It's the last time you will!
On the floor, massive boar, now she's got three chins
Shattered looks, loves her cooks, keeps stretcthing her skin
Like a cow, thunder thighs, weight gain misery
Burping and farting loud
Beauty's gone, what went wrong, too many calories
See the polls, belly rolls, are just not sexy
Anna Nicole Smith
She munches on
Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole Smith
She munches on
Anna Nicole Smith
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Sad but true! ;-)
THIS WAS ONE FUNNY @SS PARODY!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE METALLICA PARODIES! LIKE CREEPING DEATH OR FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! PLEASE MAKE MORE! CAN YOU EMAIL ME IF YOU MAKE MORE? I AM ROCKMETALLICA@AOL.COM THIS WAS ONE GREAT PARODY!
Your parody was really funny. Great job.
I really like parodies like these - that save a bit of the lyrics but have an another meaning to it. Good job :)
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