Song Parodies -> Masters of Pop-Ups

Original Song Title:	"Master of Puppets"
Original Performer:	Metallica

Parody Song Title:	"Masters of Pop-Ups"
Parody Written by:	Jared

At each website seen, we fill up your screen
We might be the Net's destruction
Eyes that bulge in fear, wish your screen was clear
We suffer no repercussions

Every screen you see
More that you don't need
Dedicated to
How we're spamming you
Online disaster
We are the masters
Our ads come faster
We are the masters
Masters

Masters of Pop-ups, we're flooding your screen
We're wrecking your day, we're crashing the scene
Blinded by us, you can't read a thing
You click on the X, you just hear a BING!
Masters
Masters
You click on the X, you just hear a BING!
Masters
Masters

Software that they say, will keep us away
Do you honestly believe it?
We will always be, everything you see
It won't work when you receive it

Every screen you see
More that you don't need
Dedicated to
How we're spamming you
Online disaster
We are the masters
Our ads come faster
We are the masters
Masters

Masters of Pop-ups, we're flooding your screen
We're wrecking your day, we're crashing the scene
Blinded by us, you can't read a thing
You click on the X, you just hear a BING!
Masters
Masters
You click on the X, you just hear a BING!
Masters
Masters

Masters, Masters, Where's the prgaram you've been after?
Masters, Masters, their advertising lies
Laughter, Laughter, we sit back and roar with laughter
No escape can be devised

Is the Net worth that, all the endless crap
Popups flooding for no reason
As our ads pop up, you'll surf no matter what
You'll be online till football season

Every screen you see
More that you don't need
Dedicated to
How we're spamming you
Online disaster
We are the masters
Our ads come faster
We are the masters
Masters

Masters of Pop-ups, we're flooding your screen
We're wrecking your day, we're crashing the scene
Blinded by us, you can't read a thing
You click on the X, you just hear a BING!
Masters
Masters
You click on the X, you just hear a BING!
Masters
Masters

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Phil Alexander - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Jared - there's a simple answer: say bye-bye to Internet Explorer, and use Opera instead: hit F12 and select "Refuse pop-up windows"... and everything's in one container window, so one click and they can all go, no chasing stupid pop-ups as they turn up. Loved the parody: been there, bought the T-Shirt and junked the browser...

William Nunn - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment

Very cleaver, and REALLY funny.

Anonymous - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Papercut - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Know 1 can hear you dream - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Darn Poop-Ads... ;-P

benno - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment

man this parody is good. its awesome, u even ryhmed the words with the actual song in most parts and its got the right words and syllabols and everything. u are a master of parodies

yourmomismycunt - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment

i would give u a 555 but i;m on dial-up and dont feel like watin for a page to load

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Song Parodies -> Masters of Pop-Ups

"Master of Puppets"

Metallica

"Masters of Pop-Ups"

Jared

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