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Song Parodies -> "Public Restroom"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Public Restroom"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Pee in the stall, pee on the wall
Place smells like decay
I use the toilet as a table
I live here all day

I don't work, don't want a job
I'd rather live for free, yippee!
There's a brown dumpster just outside that
Gives me all I need, 'cause I am

Living in a public restroom
And I will not be moving out soon
You know that I am living in a public restroom
And I've been living here since last June

Some guys don't wipe, some guys don't flush
Makes this place stinky
If they don't lift the seat up then I
Just sit in their pee

Some guys wash and some guys don't but
It's OK with me
Only guys who throw me spare change
Always make my day, 'cause I am

Living in a public restroom
And I will not be moving out soon
You know that I am living in a public restroom
And I've been living here since last June

Living in a public restroom [restroom]
Living in a public restroom

Men come in and men go out
And I just drink my wine
I ask them for a cigarette
If they don't smoke that's fine, 'cause I'm just lovin'

Living in a public restroom
And I will not be moving out soon
You know that I am living in a public restroom
And I've been living here since last June

Public Restroom, Public Restroom, Public Restroom

Living in a public restroom [restroom]
Living in a public restroom

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Olvan The Terrible - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny! I sometimes take hour-long naps in a men's room stall between classes. I even have a name for it: "The Cabana." More than you wanted to know, eh?

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