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Song Parodies -> "Conspirital Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Conspirital Girl"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Yes. I know "conspirital" isn't a real word. But it should be. =)

Some folks call me crap-house crazy
Don’t care what they say
I haven’t left my room in three years
Might get beamed away

I believe the things I read when
Online late at night!
(at night!)
So I know that the Roswell crash
Was E.T.’s troubled flight

‘Cause we are living in a conspirital world
And I am a conspirital girl
You know that we are living in a conspirital world
And I am a conspirital girl


Given their chance, Men in Black vans
Would all silence me
Because I know J-F-K’s killer’s
True i-den-ti-ty

Please don’t cry, King didn’t die
Least not the way they say
(no way!)
I know Elvis faked his death
To join the CIA!

‘Cause he was living in a conspirital world
He needed a conspirital girl
Oh Elvis, he was living in a conspirital world
Wish I was his conspirital girl

Living in a conspirital world
And I am a conspirital girl
You know that we are living in a conspirital world
And I am a conspirital girl


Living in a conspirital world
(conspirital)
Living in a conspirital world
Living in a conspirital world
(conspirital)
Living in a conspirital world


Due to all the stuff I know
The Feds won’t let me be
I’m not allowed to set one foot
In Washington D.C.

‘Cause everybody’s living in a conspirital world
And I am a conspirital girl
I know that we are living in a conspirital world
And I am a conspirital girl

Living in a conspirital world
And I am a conspirital girl
I know that we are living in a conspirital world
And I am a conspirital girl

A conspirital, a conspirital
A conspirital, a conspirital world

Living in a conspirital world
(conspirital)
Living in a conspirital world
Living in a conspirital world
(conspirital)
Living in a conspirital world

(repeat to fade)

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Old Man Ribber - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Arwen - I'm ready to turn whistle blower and expose the truth: This parody is out of this world! ;D
Wild Child JIN - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
It's like one of my many proverbs says, the world is what we make of the Earth, not what the Earth makes of us. ;-) Well Done! 5's
TJC - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Clearly you're no 'Virgin' when it comes to the parody business--this was funny enough to get even Mel to crack a smile!
Mark Scotti - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
You're right. It should be a word. and a great one at that! (like this parody)
Dave W. - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Even Elvis likes this one........ThankYouVeryMuch
Jeff Reuben - February 01, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm happy to report that while it might not be a word, conspirital gets 11,400 google hits. Great song, glad you went with it! :)
Blaydeman - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Fantastic! An d I promise not to divulge any of this info to the CIA ;) Long live and prosper.
Mark Scotti - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Maybe not a real word...but MAYBE a song of the month!!!
Abbott Skelding - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM : Excellent work, I never would have thought of this idea! Nice job!
Wild Child JIN - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: You might want to consider writing for a tabloid office. ;-) 555 on this, Also, I know I've already commented on this one, but I have to put a SOTM comment on it too, it's the rules.
Below Average Dave - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Love the idea, and TOS. . .Madonna fanatic (I know, Madonna and Gaga right alongside Green Day, Fall Out Boy and Metallica doesn't make a lot of sense-but I think everyone here knowns my mind is odd) One thing about this one, and this is an unusual thing for you, you really didn't push this one over the top like you normally do. It kind of lost steam after the second verse. . .but still love the idea
Matthias - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
You know Arwen I wanted to love this more than I do but like Dave said this one didn't really go anywhere. There were some funny images in here like Elvis joining the CIA but other than that it's a topic that you could have gone really far-fetched with and I don't think you did. Not bad but not my favorite by you.
bobpiecheese - February 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like Dave and Matthias, this was a parody that was full of potential that didn't really get used much. Still good, but not as fantastic as your usual outpit. Worth 555 tinfoil hats.
EthanM - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
The only thing really disappointing about this parody is that there wasn't more of it, but what there was was a lot of fun and very well done. And I agree that conspirital should be a word, or perhaps conspiritual, with spiritual often linked to belief so conspiritual is believing in conspiracies, but maybe its best not to overthink it. 555 regardless.
good bye - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
your dream scape is going to crash down on your head. i asked u several times to end this game and you decided of your on accord to continue. have fun with your game
Porfle Popnecker - February 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Good work. Some people believe that this whole "conspiracy" thing is a government conspiracy.
Glen S - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm a fan of making up new words. Good references in here to the popular conspiritationalizing that goes on.

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