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Song Parodies -> "Fan Heater"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Fan Heater"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

FAN HEATER
It’s gettin’ real cold at night, I’ve got a frozen pipe
Nothing is warm, there’s ice cubes on the floor
Shaking and shiv’rin
Ooh, I’m lyin’ in bed, but I’m chillin’ to the core
I wish I had paid the bill
Why I’m putting up with the chill
The weather’s not mild, a storm front came with the blur of a blizzard
Sunny’s not comin’, if you’re looking for warmth
You ain’t gonna feel your toes

(Oh, what I need) How to get the temp. way up
(Oh, what I need) Is a Fan Heater
(Oh, what I need) How to get heat on my butt
(Oh, what I need) Is a Fan Heater

I’m popsicled through and through
My testes are turning blue
It’s deadly, man, I think I’m colder than a pop-tart
Water won’t splatter
Ooooh, The pooter is here but it won’t make a warm fart

(Oh, what I need) How to get the temp. way up
(Oh, what I need) Is a Fan Heater
(Oh, what I need) How to get heat on my butt
(Oh, what I need) Is a Fan Heater

(Oh, what I need) How to get the temp. way up
(Oh, what I need) Is a Fan Heater
(Oh, what I need) How to get heat on my butt
(Oh, what I need) Is a Fan Heater…...

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