-> "Lunch Box Hero"
Original Song Title:
"Jukebox Hero"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lunch Box Hero"
The Lyrics
Standing in the school, and he's got a hunch
That bad schoolyard bully's gonna come for his lunch
Feared the strength of his punches, he could picture the scene
From way down the hall, he heard a distant scream
He saw that flyer, it could save the day
Karate lessons, and the very next day
Plunked down a twenty, at the academy
One month's whole allowance, worth every penny
Learned how to make, weapons of his hands
Took pretty long, he'd understand
But this bully, he had to go
Words of the sensei, "Don't abuse what you know"
So he started choppin', ain't never gonna stop
And he kept on choppin'
Took that bully down with just one chop
And he's the LUNCH BOX HERO right between the eyes
On that one schoolyard LINCH BOX HERO
Right between the eyes
LUNCH BOX HERO, they'll sing his praise tonight
In a school without a name, some years later or more
A kid hears of his legend, by the school's main door
Like a tale from the past, of the kid who stood up
And the karate lessons, that sure switched things up
Now he goes to take lessons, and ain't gonna stop
Gonna be taking down bullies, with a karate chop
And be a LUNCH BOX HERO like that kid long ago
Be a LUNCH BOX HERO like that kid long ago
Yeah LUNCH BOX HERO like that kid long ago
ON THAT ONE SCHOOLYARD they'll sing his praise
Sing his praise tonight
Yeah, he's gonna start on choppin'
And ain't gonna stop
Gonna start on choppin'
Take them all down with just one chop
And be a LUNCH BOX HERO right between the eyes
He's the LUNCH BOX HERO right between the eyes
On that schoolyard
LUNCH BOX HERO right between the eyes
C'mon he's just the LUNCH BOX HERO right between the eyes
LUNCH BOX HERO
LUNCH BOX HERO right between the eyes
Between the eyes
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