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Song Parodies -> "Guitar Bimbo"

Original Song Title:

"Jukebox Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Guitar Bimbo"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

If anyone knows some sights where girls pose with guitars, pass them along to me, I can't get enough of them
Standing on the set, of the studio
She needed the money, she had to stoop this low
In the flash and the lights, she stood without no clothes
She just held a guitar, and struck a rocker pose

She held that guitar, underneath her chest
The neck on her thighs, she was looking her best

And with that shiny black axe, oh she posed like a whore
Didn't know how to play it, but she posed some more

That one guitar, felt good on her leg
Didn't take long, now agents beg
That black guitar, between her breasts
Yeah on her knees she was, a sexy guitar rest

So she kepta posin' ain't ever gonna stop
Gonna keep on poutin'
She loves it when the guitar is on top

'Cause she's a Guitar Bimbo, it rests on her thighs
She's a Guitar Bimbo
She licked that guitar, lust in her eyes
Guitar Bimbo, her B.C. Rich is tight

She's a girl without a name, but she's seen more and more
Her posters hung up , in all the music stores
A name brand on her ass, and she loves all the fame
B.C. Rich guitars, sponsors don't complain

Because guitars keep sellin' the sales don't drop
Gotta keep on sellin' that girl can make all your jaws drop

'Cause she's a Guitar Bimbo, it rests on her thighs
She's a Guitar Bimbo
She licked that guitar, lust in her eyes
Guitar Bimbo, her B.C. Rich is tight

With that black guitar she's dynomite
Yeah, she's dynomite

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Floyd's Garage - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
The more I think about it, the more I see a need to record this.
Paul Robinson - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Floyd's - Yeah, I think it does kinda work, actually. Good job...

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