-> "Arwen's Theme (When I Get Stuck Out With a Guy Who's Really Zitty)"
Original Song Title:
"Arthur's Theme (When You Get Caught Between the Moon & New York City)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Arwen's Theme (When I Get Stuck Out With a Guy Who's Really Zitty)"
Once in a while it happens
My friend has a guy I've "got to meet"
"He tells the greatest jokes--and he is so sweet"
When I agree to date him
His face is an ad for Stridex pads
I've lost my appetite--his acne is bad
When I get stuck out with a guy who's really zitty
Is my friend crazy? What'd she do?
If I get stuck out with a guy who's really zitty
The only thing to do
Act like I have the flu--and ditch the schlub
This girl will date who she pleases
All of my time, I flirt with boys
When I find one who's hot--it's such a joy
But when his hair takes longer than mine
He looks at himself one too many times
Talking about the way--he's cuter than me
When I get stuck out with a guy who thinks he's pretty
Checks mirrors vainly--in the loo
If I get stuck out with a guy who thinks he's pretty
I'll tell you what I do
Pour steak sauce in his shoe--and ditch the schlub
Why can't I find someone who's cute and really witty?
Who isn't lazy...and straight too!
I really want someone who's cute and really witty!
I won't settle, it's true
My guy has got to prove--he's not a schlub!!
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