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Song Parodies -> "Long Distance Companies"

Original Song Title:

"Long Distance Runaround"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Long Distance Companies"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Long distance companies
They call right when my girl's on her knees
They call when I'm in the shower
Disturb my slumber when I'm taking a nap
Had enough of their crap
Get a piece of my mind
Thought I was on a "Do-Not-Call" list

Hard selling s'licitor
Long time told him to wait on the phone
I told him I wanted to sign up
I told him hold for the time to bake a pie
Did I tell him some lies?
Did he really wait for one hundred...

Telling them to go die...

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alvin rhodes - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
too funny....and i can certainly relate
pickle - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
It's always when I expect an important call too!
Billy Florio - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job

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