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Song Parodies -> "Bi Wife"

Original Song Title:

"My Wife"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bi Wife"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

The following is mostly a true story....
Bi wife
A fantasy
Think you'll be in bed with a cute girl or three
A party on a Friday night
And that cool wife brings in a friend to me
Give me that spouse permission
Gonna have some fun, whoa
I can go either A or B
Look at that body hard
That gal is sure an expert with he or she

Gonna need some toys and Viagra
Look forward to that evening
When we have menage a trois
She knows I've been with another woman
And how I wish I had a camera

Gonna try a new trick
Put on leather boots
For it's a long, long night
Wife says "Can you give us a sec, Honey"
And something isn't right

Now I'm alone with the T.V. and my drink
Yes, I think I need a shrink
Suspect there is a flaw
And now I don't know what to think

Guess I should have known, had no insight
When those gals are done with me
They just go on all night
I now know she likes those other women
And now it's tough, to make the marriage right

Gonna be apart now
As she moves on out
And takes a long, long ride
She may end up taking all my money
She joined the other side

And I had all my fun and
It has made me very poor
I gotta work all day so
I can get to pay some more

She's hummin'
She's hummin'

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
HOW true, Highlander? Do tell ... details, we want details!
Rick D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Brings new meaning to the phrase "odd man out", Johnny
Phil Alexander - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but :-)
malcolm higgins - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
dktos either, but fives for the experience ( been there, done that)
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh-oh, you've given me an idea...
Melhi - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Reading this got the song "Along Comes Mary" by the Association playing loudly in my head... but with "Mary" spelled a little differently, of course. :)
Rick C - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny and ironic. And how I wish I had a camera...555

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