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Song Parodies -> "Piranha"

Original Song Title:

"Delilah"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Piranha"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I saw the wreath of the teeth as I fell in the fish tank
I felt the nipping of flesh as I tried hard to swim
Hoping for rescue
As they devoured me I screamed but nobody came in

I-I-I piranha!
Why-I-die? Piranha!
Couldn’t flee, those fish biting into me
Into my watery grave for eternity

Knew I was doomed as those fishies consumed all my organs
I crossed on over that day to the heavenly door
God stood there laughing
Sent me back re-incarnated as albacore

I-I-I piranha!
Why-I-die? Piranha!
Oh, I bet this is the tanks that I get
De-skin me Piranha, I don’t like that maker I met

(Insert bubbly solo here)

God stood there laughing
I felt the brine in my gills and saw ocean floor
I-I-I piranha!
Why-I-die? Piranha!
So forlorn I was now a fish reborn
I’m now Mr. Limpett, a cartoony fish by the shore
I’m now Mr. Limpett, a cartoony fish by the shore

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The Evil Ghost of Ernst Stavro Blofeld (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Now, then, having properly dispatched Mister Duncan, what shall we do about Mister Bond?
John Barry - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
"Wreath of the teeth": fantastic. The whole parody was fintastic.
alvin - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
fit the tone of the OS well
Kristof Robertson - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Gruesomely gigglesome, Rick....it's not unusual to award this 5s.
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Must be one big fish tank :-) Gorgeously gruesome...
TJC - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
A Davey (Tom) Jones Locker chock-full o' fives!
Christie Marie M - August 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(sob)...I mourn for you, Rick Duncan.

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