Gettin' frisky in my quarters
But all these ladies, Western: they bask for me
Got the amazingest hard-on from this beaver spree
I'm turned on by sights I hardly ever see
'Sama's lonely; gotta come
Stash of porn, a hottie, plumb
Qu'ran says "pray"? That's no fun, no
Gropin' up my stem, so-
-Pet my “pair” in Fruit of Looms
It's kinky, but I'm strokin'
Feeling swell, and then Ka-Boom!
Picture two brunettes: provoking
They're paired; I'm out of breath
Soap, 'cause no fore-skin to tug at 
"Sweat" my crotch to death
Ramadan: I got me some
On my tool, I gotta strum
I fled, and ran away to this "slum", chum
Now have to stay low and mum, scum!
A helicopter's passin'
Someone's crashin' through the door
I'm lookin' at my fifth wife
A blast where bullet tore
I guess these kinda' things
SEALS ain't never seen before
Lemme' get my jizz
'Fore ya gun me to the floor
Plot unfolding; hotties molting; grab ahold: me; 
Old me: hole, see
Restraint? No way with phat hon, whoa, yeah, yeah
"Mamas" bold; me: beat my drum
My Muhammad: gonna scold me
I'm tucked away and so glum
Five wives? None lay like that "plum", no
I gaze at babe with rav' bum, yum!
Ain't made that way where I'm from, no
I think I'm finally done, Sons 
[Ad lib, repeat till raid] 
 Although the Qu'ran does not mention male circumcision, many Islamic theologians and scholars say it is recommended. Some argue that it is obligatory, citing the covenant with Abraham. ... Yeah, *that* covenant, with *that* Abraham.. For more on the history of that dispute, see fooTnoTe  to TT's parody, "9/11"
 "molting" - as some animals shed their feathers, skin, etc., = shedding their clothes.
 In more ways than one, heh heh heh! :-D
 *Probably* obvious, but just in case, a play on the usual "repeat to fade". No offense to those who got it without this note.