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Song Parodies -> "Goin' Female"

Original Song Title:

"Goin' Mobile"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Goin' Female"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

In our area, a local "transgender" teen was killed recently by three young men who reacted rather badly when they found out the cute chickie they were getting sexual favors from had man parts. Besides the tragic outcome, what I thought was strange was that the printed, local and national press kept referring to the victim as "She". Even around here, I've always thought that you had to have the whole big operation to be thought of as a member of the opposite sex. Even then, if scientists dig up your bones and do a DNA test, they're still gonna call you a dude. I just wondered why no one in the media found that designation odd.
I'm goin' out
And when I wanna go out
I'm goin' female
Well, I'm gonna wear some heels
And I'll see how it feels
Goin' female
Keep it movin'

I can put on double "D"s
Wear a skirt above my knees
Goin' female
It's the San Francisco treat
I'll make a few bucks on the street
Goin' female
See men droolin'

Out in the bars
In this big city
It's all a game to me
When the drinks are free
They take me home
When I'm female

Hee, hee! ----Drag, drag!

So just feast your eyes
Take in all the lies
When I'm female
Well you can kiss and blow
Just don't put hands down below
When I'm female
Keep on droolin'!

Keep improvin'-----Over 50?
Keep on drinkin' Just a little tipsy
Must go home now-----Wavin'
Keep on shavin', yeah

Keep me shavin' ravin' savin' yeah
Provin'-----Female female female female.....

I don't care about deception
I'm a hair conditioned ditsy
That's my perception
See the police and the tax man kiss me
I'm female!
Ooooooh, yeah, heeeeeeeeeeee!

Female female female, yeah

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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 5   5

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Joe Melchionne - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done!
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You'd probably better check with Mari first, Rick. 5's...
alvin rhodes - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
funny as hell...5s
Tom R. - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
What a hoot! Great job.

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