Some people call it the smoke belcher, yeah
Some call it the worst of GM
Some people call it a menace
Cause it reeks of the pumpingas of smog
People walk around it, baby
Say I’m doin’ Earth wrong, doin’ it wrong
I’m in a hurry baby
I hurry cause I can’t steer, big rear, hit deer

Cause it’s a Hummer
It’s a guzzler
And it’s a bummer
And it’s a puzzler
I drive this loser when it runs
It’s a junker
It’s a clunker
It’s a smog test flunker
I call the tow trucks-it’s no fun Pee-yoo!

It’s the biggest car
That I ever could buy
I really loved the screeches
As the brakes apply
Hog the highway, hog the highway, do it my way I’m an ass
Hop in baby I’ll sure burn eighty in gas

Cause it’s a Hummer
It’s a guzzler
And it’s a bummer
And it’s a puzzler
I drive this loser when it runs
It’s a junker
It’s a clunker
It’s a smog test flunker
I call the tow trucks-it’s no fun Pee-yoo!

Yah-hoo
People keep waving sign at my baby
They say I’m driving so wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry Greenpeace
Now I keep it at home
It’s the biggest car I ever could buy
But I hit the trenches and I sure did fly
Hogged the highway, hogged the highway, do it my way I’m ate some grass
Hop in baby help me up all the glass