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Song Parodies -> "Creamer"

Original Song Title:

"Dreamer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Supertramp

Parody Song Title:

"Creamer"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This should be sung sweet and low
Creamer!
My coffee needs some creamer
Hell, all they have is that powdered crap, Oh no
Where's the creamer!
It's nothing without creamer
Swell, can I drink this awful stuff black, Oh no
I said real milk, half and half, but not, those packages
You know, well, you know, no tip is coming to you
Now I have to gag down this brew

Creamer
My kingdom for some creamer
Right now I want to cry but there's nothing spilled
I said, some milk, now today, or else half and half it is
You know, well, you know, small tip is coming to you
And I see there's no water, too

It's too hot today!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
If I could pour something
I should get anything I want, miss
I am not just someone
Well, I am a paying one customer, miss
Hell, I am not just someone
You can do something
If you could do anything
Just bring me cold something
From out of a cow
Ow, ow ooh ooh wa wa
I'll take some cream on Sunday
I'll bring the wife, on the Holy day

Say goodbye, till there's creamer
Cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, I want
You know it's cream and cream I want
You know it's cream and cream I want
Holdin' out, you know it's cream and cream I want
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c
Creamer!
My coffee needs some creamer
Hell, all they have is that powdered crap, Oh no
Creamer!
My coffee needs some creamer
Hell, all they have is that powdered crap, Oh no

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Johnny D - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Try Coffee-Matey --- it makes it whiter, blighter.
Rick Cormier - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This one sweetened my day, Rick...........555.
Nodule - July 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I was getting coffee yesterday and putting creamer in when my workmate started singing Dreamer with the word Creamer in its place. I almost peed myself laughing, and then I found that someone else had created the parody lyrics. Absolutely brilliant.

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