I like to save, yes
My whole house is full of crap
All the piles around I sift through with fright
Any place it goes is tight
Must clean, must clear, to the dump away from here

Well, you don't know what I can't find
I need to bring a broom into here
And a giant garbage bag
Yes, there's a floor I cannot see
I better clear a path for me
Need to use the lava'try

Hold your nose, girl
Let's dispose, girl
Let the truck take this away

Last week I held a big yard sale
I wished this stuff would go away
No one bought a single thing
Well, now it's back in my garage to stay
I looked around, all the crap came tumbling down

Well, you don't know what I can't find
I need to bring a broom into here
And a giant garbage bag
Yes, there's a couch I cannot see
I better clear a path for me
Need to watch some more T.V.

Hold your nose, girl
Let's dispose, girl
Let the truck take this away

(Long solo of garbage truck noises)

(Then a quick edit by the producer back into the last verse because the band was to tired from hauling trash to finish the song)