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Song Parodies -> "Flirty Kirk"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Work"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Flirty Kirk"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Space is hard
You’re a yeoman in the fleet
And you find yourself somebody
At the Captain’s meet and greet
If you need a bit of lovin’
Please don’t date that smug-ass clown
He will get your motor hummin’
Then he’ll dump you, beam you down

You’re a fool to date that flirty Kirk
Oh, no
You don’t wanna date that flirty Kirk
Once more
You’re a fool to date that flirty Kirk
Oh, no

You, he’ll handle
Then he’ll lock the stateroom door
And like that, he’s “finished” early
Like the thousand ones before
But the captain has the answer
Find a way to cure your hurt
On the next dangerous mission
You’ll be wearing a red shirt

You’re a fool to date that flirty Kirk
Oh, no
You don’t wanna date that flirty Kirk
Once more
You’re a fool to date that flirty Kirk
Oh, no



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Matthias - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
"Deep Sex Mine: The Next Penetration...."
Michael Pacholek - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I find this parody highly illogical, but that's not the point, is it? Five days of shore leave on Argelius II. (Apparently, Kirk's era was a down period for Risa.)
alvin - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept

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