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Song Parodies -> "Itchin' For a Pooless Number"

Original Song Title:

"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Itchin' For a Pooless Number"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

I don't normally lampoon other amiright authors, and I don't want this one to get discouraged because some of his material is funny, albeit overdone. But a lot of other writers aren't so generous in how they view his continual expression of his obsession with bodily waste, and so I decided to write down what they must be thinking........
You have a fetish, that's OK.
I think your little wild mind has run its course.
I guess you kind of grossed us out, we turn and cringe.
We hope you have a change of theme!
We're itchin' for a pooless number,
We don't wanna see bodily waste,
Write of it in an email to yourself.
Itchin' for a pooless number,
S---'s the only theme you know!
Other topics make us feel better,
But you do none.

I have some friends in here, they feel ashamed,
Scatology's driving them up the wall!
You should veer outside that subject, that we know!
Yes, we would like a change of theme....
We're itchin' for a pooless number,
We don't wanna see bodily waste,
Write of it in an email to yourself.
Itchin' for a pooless number,
Scat's the only theme you know!
Politics might make us feel better,
But you know none.

Your potty humor's not our style,
We don't even wanna know your mind!
We just don't get your strange new art.
We're itchin' for a pooless number,
We don't wanna see bodily waste,
Write of it in an email to yourself.
Itchin' for a pooless number,
And we don't mean the yellow stuff.
Actor lampoons make us feel better,
But you do none.
Itchin' for a pooless number,
Itchin' for a pooless number,
Itchin' for a pooless number...
©2007 by Michael W. McVey

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Ann Hammond - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
nice
Chris Bodily TM - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "I don't mean the yellow stuff" -- I like it! Nice title sub, too. This was very clever and was very well executed. Wash your hands 555 times and pat yourself on the back.
McKludge - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job of letting him down gently. A couple tenths deduction on pacing because the title doesn't quite line up, but you round back up to 555.
Peter Andersson - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Amen to that! :-)
Max Power - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Number 2 parody?
Agrimorfee - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm with McKludge.
stuart mcarthur - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) the title sub was SO good that the less good bits (such as the repetition of lines) can be overlooked - topical theme, and a view shared by all but one I guess - 555
bobpiecheese - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Amen to that brother.
Matthias - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Aren't we all just itching for a pooless number. When I first posted this song I thought it was going to be an "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas" parody.
wannabemustangjockey - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Some of the rhymes and pacing don't match up, but it's a good call out a certain member who desperately needs to branch out, a plea that reflects the views of the vast majority of the regulars here. Kudos to you for taking up the task.
The Charnstar - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, I was afraid it was Poomaster quality, but THANK GOD! Loved it, 5-5-5
Phil Alexander - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
No s**t.


;-)
Jason - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very well done. Completely agree with the topic!
Kristof Robertson - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Although the subject matters not as current as it once was, this was well-written and cutting. Great job, Mike. 555
Jack Wilson - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I think it worked! He's gone! 5s
Chris Frederick - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Nice one! Pacing was close but not dead on, but that's okay. It's the thought that counts, and this is a most welcome thought.

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