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Song Parodies -> "Putting Muscles (On Michelle)"

Original Song Title:

"Pulling Mussels (From a Shell)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Squeeze

Parody Song Title:

"Putting Muscles (On Michelle)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

They do it down on Venice beach
They pump in every gym
Crazy about the weights all day
Turn a her into a him

She will wrestle any guy
Those new-made bulges on her arms
Greasing up the back and thigh
It's hard to find her ladies' charms

But behind the routine
I see that gal compete
And I feel like Barney Fife
As I watch her work it to the beat
Putting muscles on Michelle
Putting muscles on Michelle

Flexing by the beach so bold
Topless ladies- hard to tell
Athena with acquired power
Puffing from the strain

You wish that you were muscle bound
To pose around the health food bar
For if you got one into bed
She'd snap it off, keep in a jar

Those body builder awards
Something for the mantlepiece
Arnold S. would be so proud
Those "manny-girls" he loves to tease

The onlookers stand about
Looking at their belly fat
And though they might wish it away
They don't want to look like that

But behind the routine
I see that gal compete
And I feel like Woody A.
As I watch her work it to the beat
Putting muscles on Michelle
Putting muscles on Michelle

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
These are words that go together well.
C.J. Spindler - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, I liked this one! Very creative. But I thought it was from the 80's. I guess it was recorded in '79 or something. Anyway, 5 5 5.
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS - I liked the "manny-girls" reference, though...
Agrimorfee - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Am I going to be the only one who gets the Arnold S reference? A Squeeze-worthy parody, Rick.
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Agri - see my ref to "manny-girls" ...Yes, that's for Arnold S ~ ~ ~
Rick C - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Your usual brilliance! 555
2Eagle - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Have you seen pictures of Tonya Harding lately?

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