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Song Parodies -> "Saline"
Original Song Title:
"Sailing"
Original Performer:
Rod Stewart
Parody Song Title:
"Saline"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
I am saline, I am saline, taste me in – corn-ed beef
I am saline, salty waters – if you’re shipwrecked, don’t drink me!
No denying, you’ll be dying if in thirst guzzle brine
Alkaline-y, chunder, no doubt - if, up, drink you, you will see!
Can you steer three? On a queer sea? On Atlantic’s salty waves
Chris is trying for Indies plying, pepper add to salt he craves
Are they seen, these, histamine-ys, run amok nights, and all day?
Feel like dying, spray nose in trying: to relieve goo, saline way
Lot is wailing, wifey’s failing: turned again Sod’ to see
Now she’s saline; grainy piller, did not heed Jove, forward flee
On board do be feared goo: saliney
Ack! Snored! To be clear through olfact’ry
Oh Lord, didn’t hear you, now stoned be
Fun lore...
I am saline, salty waters – if you’re shipwrecked, don’t drink me!
No denying, you’ll be dying if in thirst guzzle brine
Alkaline-y, chunder, no doubt - if, up, drink you, you will see!
Can you steer three? On a queer sea? On Atlantic’s salty waves
Chris is trying for Indies plying, pepper add to salt he craves
Are they seen, these, histamine-ys, run amok nights, and all day?
Feel like dying, spray nose in trying: to relieve goo, saline way
Lot is wailing, wifey’s failing: turned again Sod’ to see
Now she’s saline; grainy piller, did not heed Jove, forward flee
On board do be feared goo: saliney
Ack! Snored! To be clear through olfact’ry
Oh Lord, didn’t hear you, now stoned be
Fun lore...
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Hobbits - This is definitely worth its weight in salt. I'm not in-salt-ing you...this is a fine job, so don't take my compliments with a grain of...you know! ;D
Nicely done--I seem to be feeling extraordinarily 'condimentary' after reading this beaut! Reminds me of that old chem joke: What's heptane? Saline, saline 'over' The Seven C's
On that (sour) note, here's 555 milligrams of heart'y praise for ya!
On that (sour) note, here's 555 milligrams of heart'y praise for ya!
We are charging you with a-salt and pattery... ;) 555
The perfect "solution". (heh!)
IV-as looking for some kind of drip-py parody, perhaps with a vote of D5W -- surprised that aspect didn't make it in, but there was a Lot of good stuff, a pillar of parody - in fact, it made me teary-eyed - but a bit irritated from reading so much (reaches for you-know-what).
You two are the salt of the earth, Na-ary a doubt! Have a "soda" on me! 555, and LOL @ TJC and FG!
IV-as looking for some kind of drip-py parody, perhaps with a vote of D5W -- surprised that aspect didn't make it in, but there was a Lot of good stuff, a pillar of parody - in fact, it made me teary-eyed - but a bit irritated from reading so much (reaches for you-know-what).
You two are the salt of the earth, Na-ary a doubt! Have a "soda" on me! 555, and LOL @ TJC and FG!
Sailing is a somewhat saline lifestyle, so here's a 555 grams of sodium chloride.
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