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Song Parodies -> "Tonight's the Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight's the Night"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Tonight's the Fight"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Stay away from my boobies
Stay away from my downstairs, too
You're a jerk, you husband of mine
Look out, buddy, or you will find

Kick out your ass, I'm real upset
Patience is what you better get
Let me warn you, I need a drink
Hey buddy, brace yourself because

Tonight's the fight
I'm feeling way uptight
It's my "woman" time
And I'm gonna go have me a cow

C'mon say it, those soothing lies
How I'm beautiful and wise
You're just a tool during red tide
Don't you dare try to run or go hide

Tonight's the fight
My hormones just ain't right
It's my "woman" time
And I'm gonna go have me a cow

Don't say a word, I'm crazy wild
How dare you treat me just like a child
Please don't give me that shoulder so cold
I'll be fine if you just me hold

Tonight's the fight
Come on dear, I won't bite
It's my "woman" time
And I'm gonna go have me a cow

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like a lead-in to a parody of "Be Our Guest" called " P. M. S. " ... By the way, if you want to do such a "Be Our Guest" parody, be my guest, I do not plan on writing it, but I'd love to see you or Emi or Philbo write it.
alvin rhodes - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i can relate...5s
Jeff Reuben - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
How can you not like a song that starts, "Stay away from my boobies?" Well done, and a fine example of the comment you made on my parody about stepping in your wife's shoes.
Stuart McArthur - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
well I think its' good - but then I'm male - 555
Phil Alexander - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, Rick :-)
JD - I think I've wrung about as much out of "Be Our Guest" as I'm going to. If memory serves, there is a TNT (the AC/DC song) parody called PMS out there somewhere...
malcolm higgins - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
never fight with anything that bleeds for days and lives. 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Rick. 555

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