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Song Parodies -> "Da Ya Think I'm Sixty?"

Original Song Title:

"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Da Ya Think I'm Sixty?"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

A little tribute to "Big Rod" and others of his ilk. The original rhymes bad also.
I'm sittin' here waiting for my facelift
Gotta keep on thinkin' that I'm God's gift
I just had my Hall of Fame induction
I went and felt good, after liposuction

If you see this body, wouldn't guess it's sixty
I can pay to keep it young
Need to keep my image, need to date my juniors
I botoxed my lips and tongue
Tell the truth, baby

I'm on the stage, with my teleprompter
Hearing aid in, and my coke-bottle contacts
My hair looks so perfect, like when it was a horse-tail
I'm gonna dance, with orthopedic shoes on
After the show, I'll get my groupie licks in
I'll show her I'm a stud, after the Viagra kicks in

If you see this body, wouldn't guess it's sixty
I can pay to keep it young
Need to keep my image, need to date my juniors
I botoxed my lips and tongue
Tell the truth, baby

My back's feeling kind of numb
Cause at last I got my truss off
Relax baby, it's time for my Doans

I wake at noon, cause my whole body's aching
Call in my doctors, to find which bone is breaking
Now I get cold, My ankle I'm re-spraining
Glad I pay a staff to listen to complaining
Maybe I'm old, and feeling kind of dismal
But I look great, now pass the Pepto-Bismal

If you see this body, wouldn't guess it's sixty
I can pay to keep it young
Need to keep my image, need to date my juniors
I botoxed my lips and tongue
Don't tell the truth, baby
New Recording soon "Media Celebrity"

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Jack Wilson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Kristof Robertson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
" I botoxed my lips ans Tongue"...hahahahaha 555
The Great Karlando - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you seen what this guy looks like lately? I saw a picture of him recently...he looked like Keith Richards' dying brother or something...sex symbol my ass.
Adagio - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe...botoxed tongue? ouch! The whole thing was funny! 5's
alvin rhodes - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
funny concept and parody...5s
martha - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
excellent really funny
Melhi - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"botoxed my lips and tongue" .... omg, that's too funny! Top notch, Rick!!!
Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
What's next, the Kinks' "Bo-bo-bo-bo-botox"?
Claude Prez - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
It's especially sweet to see Mr. "The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age.." get all wrinkly. Great stuff.
Cookie-man - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
My stomach still hurts from laughing! Great job!
pkbites - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate it! (but only because I wish I'd have thought of it first!). Good Lord, this is funny! I give it all 5's! Print it up and send it to Rod Stewart. Really! Do it!
Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
555, now, how about Rod Stewart's cover of "Faith of the Heart" as "Pacemaker Heart" ?
Stephen - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is very amusing. A good parody over all.

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