-> "Da Ya Think I'm Sixty?"
Original Song Title:
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Da Ya Think I'm Sixty?"
The Lyrics
I'm sittin' here waiting for my facelift
Gotta keep on thinkin' that I'm God's gift
I just had my Hall of Fame induction
I went and felt good, after liposuction
If you see this body, wouldn't guess it's sixty
I can pay to keep it young
Need to keep my image, need to date my juniors
I botoxed my lips and tongue
Tell the truth, baby
I'm on the stage, with my teleprompter
Hearing aid in, and my coke-bottle contacts
My hair looks so perfect, like when it was a horse-tail
I'm gonna dance, with orthopedic shoes on
After the show, I'll get my groupie licks in
I'll show her I'm a stud, after the Viagra kicks in
If you see this body, wouldn't guess it's sixty
I can pay to keep it young
Need to keep my image, need to date my juniors
I botoxed my lips and tongue
Tell the truth, baby
My back's feeling kind of numb
Cause at last I got my truss off
Relax baby, it's time for my Doans
I wake at noon, cause my whole body's aching
Call in my doctors, to find which bone is breaking
Now I get cold, My ankle I'm re-spraining
Glad I pay a staff to listen to complaining
Maybe I'm old, and feeling kind of dismal
But I look great, now pass the Pepto-Bismal
If you see this body, wouldn't guess it's sixty
I can pay to keep it young
Need to keep my image, need to date my juniors
I botoxed my lips and tongue
Don't tell the truth, baby
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