Song Parodies -> Borg People
| Original Song Title: | "Short People" |
| Original Performer: | Randy Newman |
| Parody Song Title: | "Borg People" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Borg people ain't so pleasin'
Borg people don't be teasin'
Borg people can't be reasoned
Not with...
They got metal hands
Laser eyes
They seek you out
Then assimilize!
Inter-g'lactic posers
Fly so indiscrete
Grey square fat storm cubes
For their missions to complete
Well, I moan 'cus those Borg people
Make me feel so feeble
Don't want those Borg people
Down here...
Borg people are such a bane to you and I
(as tools must we die)
They claim "resistance fu-tile" - it ain't no lie
(makes me chunder and hurl)
Borg people got so naughty
Borg people want our bodies
Borg people dis-embodied
My lugs...
Don't got pity if we beg
They won't forego
Their un-dis puted rights
Turn me to Jell-o
Their existence'll cause
Me the creep, creep, creeps
And when meddlin', probe you
They go deep, deep, deep
But a grubby notion lingers (in)
My dirty little mind
Be fun-ta probe that Sev'n'of Nine!
Well, I don't want no Borg people
Don't want those morgue creeples
Don't want no co-llective
'Round me...
Borg people don't be teasin'
Borg people can't be reasoned
Not with...
They got metal hands
Laser eyes
They seek you out
Then assimilize!
Inter-g'lactic posers
Fly so indiscrete
Grey square fat storm cubes
For their missions to complete
Well, I moan 'cus those Borg people
Make me feel so feeble
Don't want those Borg people
Down here...
Borg people are such a bane to you and I
(as tools must we die)
They claim "resistance fu-tile" - it ain't no lie
(makes me chunder and hurl)
Borg people got so naughty
Borg people want our bodies
Borg people dis-embodied
My lugs...
Don't got pity if we beg
They won't forego
Their un-dis puted rights
Turn me to Jell-o
Their existence'll cause
Me the creep, creep, creeps
And when meddlin', probe you
They go deep, deep, deep
But a grubby notion lingers (in)
My dirty little mind
Be fun-ta probe that Sev'n'of Nine!
Well, I don't want no Borg people
Don't want those morgue creeples
Don't want no co-llective
'Round me...
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fun to sing along with...5s
original idea and well done
A tough one to parody, but you did it.
At first I thought this was about Bjorn Borg. Same emotional make-up, I guess...555
Resistance to laughter is futile. Rick: So that's how you beat the Borg: Take 'em to Flushing Meadow. Bjorn could never win there. (Sort of like the Mets.)
THE BORG MEAN TO WIN WIMBLEDON ---- oops, sorry, that's the BlancMange!
Well, this one wasn't Borging at all. 5's...say, what did you guys do, empty out your parody drawer? I see you've got about 38 postings or some such amount today...have to come back later...on a short time-leash at the moment...
Assimilate these 5's.
Barely remember TOS here (and DKTOS on the others today) but 'tis funny.
Thank you so much everybody! I have never watched an episode of Star Trek in my life, so three guesses who wrote 99% of this one...? :-D
That was so cute (Borgs aren't, but the parody is)!! 5's
Great rhyming and it was funny! 5's
All the right implements here ! Perfect !
Very innovative ..cool
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