Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Borg People"

Original Song Title:

"Short People"

Original Performer:

Randy Newman

Parody Song Title:

"Borg People"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Borg people ain't so pleasin'
Borg people don't be teasin'
Borg people can't be reasoned
Not with...

They got metal hands
Laser eyes
They seek you out
Then assimilize!
Inter-g'lactic posers
Fly so indiscrete
Grey square fat storm cubes
For their missions to complete

Well, I moan 'cus those Borg people
Make me feel so feeble
Don't want those Borg people
Down here...

Borg people are such a bane to you and I
(as tools must we die)
They claim "resistance fu-tile" - it ain't no lie
(makes me chunder and hurl)

Borg people got so naughty
Borg people want our bodies
Borg people dis-embodied
My lugs...

Don't got pity if we beg
They won't forego
Their un-dis puted rights
Turn me to Jell-o
Their existence'll cause
Me the creep, creep, creeps
And when meddlin', probe you
They go deep, deep, deep
But a grubby notion lingers (in)
My dirty little mind
Be fun-ta probe that Sev'n'of Nine!
Well, I don't want no Borg people
Don't want those morgue creeples
Don't want no co-llective
'Round me...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 1
 
 5   19
 19
 19
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin rhodes - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
Royce Miller - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
original idea and well done
John Barry - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
A tough one to parody, but you did it.
Rick C - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
At first I thought this was about Bjorn Borg. Same emotional make-up, I guess...555
Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Resistance to laughter is futile. Rick: So that's how you beat the Borg: Take 'em to Flushing Meadow. Bjorn could never win there. (Sort of like the Mets.)
Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
THE BORG MEAN TO WIN WIMBLEDON ---- oops, sorry, that's the BlancMange!
Paul Robinson - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, this one wasn't Borging at all. 5's...say, what did you guys do, empty out your parody drawer? I see you've got about 38 postings or some such amount today...have to come back later...on a short time-leash at the moment...
Scathe - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Assimilate these 5's.
Red Ant - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Barely remember TOS here (and DKTOS on the others today) but 'tis funny.
Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you so much everybody! I have never watched an episode of Star Trek in my life, so three guesses who wrote 99% of this one...? :-D
Adagio - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
That was so cute (Borgs aren't, but the parody is)!! 5's
Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Great rhyming and it was funny! 5's
mandamoo - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
All the right implements here ! Perfect !
the bono - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Very innovative ..cool

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/randynewman15.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 680