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Song Parodies -> "Motrin"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Motrin"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Motrin -take it for pain
Bod's not getting newer
Advil –soothing the strain
Though it's not a cue-wer

Motrin, popping those pills
Twenty four, every day or more
Livin' large when I was real young
It's catchin' up to me

Back aches, arches break
Got that gout, I can't eat steaks
Now there's noise my ankles make
Pushin' sixty-three

Motrin, gulpin' more for the pain
Take more than a few
I need stronger prescriptions
To get me through
Ow, I threw out my back
And now I'm really screwed

Exercise, look at my thighs
Ran around, I fell right down
Doesn't do that much for me
Sometimes it's hard to move

Manly in my past
But the youth just goes by fast
Half the time spent in a cast
Nothing left to prove

Motrin, gulpin' more for the pain
Take more than a few
I need stronger prescriptions
To get me through
Ow, I threw out my neck
And now I'm really screwed

Motrin -take it for pain
Years are getting fewer
Advil –not this again
Dump me in the sew-er

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Rick C - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like "A Day in My Life"....555
Paul Robinson - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty clever, sonny...It took a while but I was able to get my creaky hands and fingers to click three "5's" for this one.
Charlie Decker - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job - love the OS!
MrMacphisto - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Painfully funny... :)
Johnny D - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
It's one of the basic food groups. Along with caffeine, Cheeze Nips, and ginseng.

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