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Song Parodies -> "K, k, Y, y (Into the Crack)"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Hey My My (Into the Black)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"K, k, Y, y (Into the Crack)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

K, k, Y, y
Stock that gel or say goodbye
Ignore all the friction
And re-supply
K, k, Y, y

Out of the tube
And into the crack
To lay is bliss
And to swive's a snack
When moisture's gone
It chaffs the sac
When you're out of the lube
You'll feel the lack

My king is long
And he's hot for scootin'
(Fanny rootin', fanny rootin')
His is the glory
Of manly shootin'
(Fanny rootin', rootin' fanny)

‘Tis better to burn out?
'Cus lust ever creeps
My king has gone
Where he's not verboten

K, k, Y, y
Stock that gel or say goodbye
Ne'er sore to the fissure
Secretes, not dry
K, k, Y, y

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Tim Hall - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on making this parody more penetrating!
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
NOT what I expected from the two of you... :-)
mandamoo - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hee hee you naughty Hobbits........but I like it....!
alvin rhodes - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
funny, but i'm woefully ignorant about the term 'swive"...5s
Peregrin - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Join the club Alvin!
Stuart McArthur - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
me too alvin, but I take it you're hip to "rootin"!

I can see a comp coming up, Merry and Pippin - parodies about "rooting"

you won't find me disputin your "czar" likes fanny rootin not so much like Putin a bit more like Rasputin

also loved "lust ever creeps" - LMAO - 555
Mark - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Peregrin - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Staurt! I saw your response to the above and also to the Angles parody. Thank you. An observation: "Man, you have way too much free time on your hands" ;-p J/k

Also, isn't it fun to be able to do things with regional dialect differences? Good thing Merry and I are well travelled in that regard, gives us a lot more hmmmm, 'scope'!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this a great parody to add to your Loubre.
Stuart McArthur - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
it's funny, Pippin - despite owning three businesses, looking after 3 of my own kids and 4 Japanese kids while my wife works into the evening, and doing all the cooking for all 9 of us, for some reason I DO get that comment a lot...
Michael Pacholek - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You two have GOT to stop doing whatever the hell it is you do with Malcolm. You're beginning to get his sense of humor, and that was NOT a compliment! LOL
Meriadoc - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Well Michael, I distinctly remember inviting you to the party once, but you never RSVP'd.... ;-)
Peregrin - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, sometimes I wonder if you are not grabbing the wrong end of the stick with all this!!! ;-)
BelindaBear - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I believe this might be your all-time best parody! I loved it - the pacing to the original was perfect. By the way, "swive"?!?.........What the hell???
Midas - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Smooth... ;-D
Meriadoc - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! And Alvin and Belindabear - 'swive' is such a wonderful word! I think we used it in "Cows, Ewes, Mules Too" also... :-)
CeramicsFanatic - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Naughty, naughty! LOL! ;-) Honestly, I loved it!
Stan Hall - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
1) Lubriciously delicious ... triple 5s. 2) O o K k , Y y did this one ... er, slip past censorial Scylla/Charibdis sieve when some rather tamer ones (albeit with similarly penetrating wit) I've submitted have sunk or crashed? :-)
Meriadoc - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I was kinda thinking you might show up here Stan The Vaseline Man... ;-) Glad you enjoyed it. Dunno how it got past the censor - that happens sometimes. You should ask Johnney - he's the expert on naughty ones... ;-D

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