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Song Parodies -> "Don't Buy That Liver"

Original Song Title:

"Down By the River"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Buy That Liver"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

DON’T BUY THAT LIVER

It’s on the plate
It’s on my plate baby
There is no parsley where it can hide
It’s so hard for me
chewin’ it like a bone
When I could be putting pizza inside

Yeah, you can gag me
Oh, with that dinner
send it away
Don’t buy that liver!
It’s got those rabies!
Don’t buy that liver!
Fed, I must be fed.......

Take this away
Or I can’t stay
It’s leather with a nasty taste
This much badness
Dog food tomorrow
It’s impossible to eat it, a waste

Yeah, you can gag me
Oh, with that dinner
send it away
Don’t buy that liver!
It tastes like scabies!
Don’t buy that liver!
Fed, I must be fed.......

(long solo while I stare at my plate)

Don’t buy that liver!
Not even maybe!
Don’t buy that liver!
Fed, I must be fed.......


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Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, you were possessed by Allan Sherman. He took "Down By the Riverside" and turned it into "Don't Buy the Liverwurst." Check it out. As for this parody, I can totally hear Neil singing it. It works with his voice.
John Barry - September 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I'll second that!
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
The eagle who tormented Prometheus LOVED liver! Good job, Rick. ;D
UnKnownVotress - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there ~ Duke oWurst ~ Don't worry, we're not buyin', Sir !

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